what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

Poop swing

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

No.

heyy emit chase wazzup

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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