I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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She said no

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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A white person at Harvard

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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An English man walks into a pub.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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