- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Flop dog

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

poop

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Your mom.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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