What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

Give me thumbs up!

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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