- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

I would rape her

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

knock knock

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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