Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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Women.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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