There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

Womens Rights.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

Gangnam style

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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