- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

whats brown and sticky? shit

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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