- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

What's funnier than 68 69

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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