What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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