How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Billy Cundiff.

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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