if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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