- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??