one day i went to bed

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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69 :)

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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Women's rights

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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Anti Joke

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