Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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why does column have a letter n?

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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GONNA

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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