Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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i have two hands.

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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women's rights

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

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