Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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