- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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