- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

Gingers.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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