- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

women's rights.

what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

A baby seal walks into a club.

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