- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Old guitars sound like cat's guts

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

FUCK YOU NEVEN

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

Woman Rights

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

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