Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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