- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

0 + 0 = 0

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

A blind man walks into a pole.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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