- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

I saw a poor man named rich

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

Two english guys meet at work

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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