A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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