What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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