- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

Women's rights.

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

Michael Brown

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

TIMMAH!

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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