- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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