What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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