- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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