- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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