- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

i dont like attention whores lol

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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