Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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