What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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