Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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