Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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