what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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Fox News.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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im black

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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