Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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Mike tyson

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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