Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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Take off your shoes.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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Chinese drivers.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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