Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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Get in the car.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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