- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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