Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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Your mom is so fat...

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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brandon ya twwat

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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