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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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Women's rights

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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I never asked for this.

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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