What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

what did the shark do when he died.....

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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