The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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Men, get on the boat.

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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What's the difference between a duck

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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