Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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Badgers are cool

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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Jaden McMichael

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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Wombat monkey juice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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