If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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