- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

slaughter the mussies #EDL

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

knock knock Who's there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

knock knock go away

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

why was 6 afraid of 7?

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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