- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

A baby seal walks into a club

What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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