Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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falling didnt make the difference

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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how may i help you

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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WNBA

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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